New marriage oath (Comedy)

Fellow members: Today, my wife and the wedding day of great rejoicing, after several years of hard work catch up, the combination is not easy to come by today. Therefore, in order to keep in mind this wonderful moment, to cherish this beautiful marriage, so that his wife's family at ease, but also so that friends and family at ease, now sworn in as far as: First, adhere to the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife at home always is the first and second child, the third dog, I fourth. Secondly, to seriously implement the "four sons" principle, as the grandson of his wife, like a dutiful son of the mother-in-law, eat like a mosquito, as the donkey work. Third, the Prevention of Cruelty to wife, husband, so civilized, so "do not fight back playing, I also do not curse, smiling faces of the protocol the cold." Fourth, the sincerity to accept the dictatorial emotionally wife, "Do not talk to strangers", in particular, a woman can not speak with strangers. Of course, ask for directions, except the old lady. Fifth, we insist on all money turned over to the system of wages. Wages are not altered, the possession of money is not the closet. However, a month can apply for 500 yuan. Brackets, the Japanese yen. Sixth, the positive response to the "six eggs," the call. Only to see his wife's face, to kiss in front of the face, close to the face to go to bed. Old, she must not shout "change the belt" and his wife called "asshole", I was "soft egg."